She's Into Alka Seltzer.
recoveryofabrokenteen:

(via TumbleOn)

foodtrucker:

I simultaneously want to sleep in bed forever and do everything in the world

  • Me: I really want to be happy.
  • Life: HHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAA, no.

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: courfff)

  • how to prepare for exams: cry
  • person: are you athletic?
  • me: i run
  • person: oh sweet
  • me: *whispers* a blog.
me at school
  • me: the fuck is this
  • me: who the fuck are you
  • me: dayum pull yo skirt down please
  • me: walk faster fuckface
  • me: fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
  • me: no you're a whore
  • me: dont touch me i have more followers than you
  • me: i wonder what would happen if a guy with a gun came in right now
  • me: pew pew nigga
  • me: i'd push you in front of me whore